30th Jan, Somewhere A Chicken Is Limping

My owner has no idea where I got this. Roast chicken is omnonomnmomommonomonom.

29th Jan, Clingy Cat is Clingy

My person kept leaving me today. I had to sit on them whenever they returned to stop them moving. Also, the new bird is very noisy and will die soon. As soon as I get the cage open.

28th Jan I HAS A COUCH

Today was wet and it rained on my and my cruel owner was gone all day. When they finally returned and fed me, I took advantage of their momentary weakness when they fell onto the couch, to fling myself on top of them and give them a claw massage. After they escaped from my purring grasp, I claimed the Couch and hid here, lest the rain get in.

27th Jan, Saying Hello

YES, A PERSON! I SHALL NOW GO HEADBUTT THEM IN THE CAMERA UNTIL THEY RUN AWAY!

26th Jan, Sunlight Worship

Today there was sun. This was good, and made me wriggle around on my owner's feet a lot.

25th Jan, The Driveway Is Mine

Today was a simply day. I was fed, my owner followed me around a bit while I selected today's spot to lie down in, then cruelly abandoned me.

I smelled Other Cat on them, when they returned. I am now re-staking my claim by staying on their desk, in their mousing space.

24th Jan, Exploring New Frontiers

Furniture is being moved. I must inspect that it is properly stacked.