21st March, Many Photos...

My terrible owner has been neglecting my adoring fans - all this time they were taking photos of me, but neglecting to upload them. When I discovered this, I forced them to rectify this tragic situation immediately by purring loudly and smearing loose fur on their pillow.

Here I am, preparing to sneak up the bed and launch an attack on the pillow... as soon as my owner looks away, of course.

Here I am carrying out one of my regular carpet quality checks - I make sure to lie down in every part of the house to check comfort levels!

I have beautiful whiskers. I also enjoy a nice cup of tea - especially right before my owner goes to take a sip, and finds my head in the way. This cup is now empty - I like this one, because I can get my head all the way to the bottom.

Here I was fiendishly attacked by the brush! I tried to resist by rubbing my loose fur against my owner's clothes, but succumbed eventually, purring and flopping to the ground...

Defeated. But at least I am safe, surrounded by my favourite toys - the brush, the scratchy headrest with moving ball and fluff on a stick, and the owner. 

Mar 8th, Office Kitty Has Finished With Paperwork

I helped my owner with the paperwork, ate a lot of crisps off the floor, purred, and then after this exhausting workday, took a quick two hour power nap on the chair.

March 6th, Creepy Backlighting

Alll who live in this house do so with my permission. Owner! Get down here and feed me - or see your ehternet cable mysteriously shredded...

March 5th, Snuggly Rug Love

My love for the soft fluffy rug knows no bounds. Oh happy days.

4th Mar - Sleep Attack

Today I hid from the rain and slept a lot. I have rediscovered the fluffy rug and this makes me happy.

3rd March, Artist Cat Guards Easel

I like my owner's easel. It keeps them in one place so I can snuggle them.

2nd March, Ready To Write!

Well, I'm back! Standards have been very slack on this blog and in this flat! I've finished sleeping on every surface and have knocked over everything my owner piled onto various walkways in my absence (the table, the chest of drawers - that kind of thing), and been fed. And now I'm all ready to start writing... or at least to hold some pens!

18th Feb, Paperwork Is For Sleeping On

I like to walk up behind my owner and flop all over their paperwork, and snuggle it into a nest and push it onto the floor.

This makes me sleep better.

17th Feb, No More Photos Please!

Today, my cruel and evil owner put flea stuff on me. So I spent the next fifteen minutes dashing under the bed and jumping into boxes to hide.

At last, I gave up and collapsed, only to be picked up and waved at the little talking video man on the laptop screen who tried to attract my attention. I was not impressed, and collapsed on the desk, and tried to block out the world...

16th Feb, Filing

I occasionally check my owner's filing system, to make sure they've still got enough money to feed me. In the process, I always take the long way around the room and knock over as much as possible.

15th Feb, A Nice Cup of Tea

My owner kindly lays on lukewarm cups of tea for when I suddenly decide to come sit on the desk next to them. I still haven't persuaded them to let me lie on the computer while they work, so instead I drown my sorrows in cold caffeine.

14th Feb, I Love Environmentalism

If my owner didn't save all the shopping bags to recycle, I wouldn't have a comfy place to sleep!

13th Feb, Cosy Sleeping Place

After a hard day lying in the sun and repeatedly waking my owner up to be fed, I went and found my cosy spot in the bushes. I took great delight in not moving when called, and purring loudly, so my owner had to track me down in the dark.

12th Feb, I Have A Zazzle Mouse

My owner finally returned, to feed me and stroke me and carry me around. And they gave me a mouse to play with - see?

Long Tailed Field Mouse by Flynn_the_Cat
Create your own promotional keychain on zazzle

6th Feb, The Rare Box Hermit Cat

Like hermit crabs, the rare Box Cat moves into abandoned cardboard boxes, only to leave them and move on to a larger box when they grow.

5th Feb, Clean Cat Is Clean

A clean cat washes for at least 80% of the day in which she is not sleeping.

3rd Feb, My Eyes Are Up Here!

Mwahaha. Foolish owner puts glasses down and loses them forever.

1st Feb, Tins Are Evil

This bag is full of tins. FULL OF THEM. Tins, full of food, that I cannot get at. This is blasphemy.

31st Jan, Cat At The Window

LET ME IN.

30th Jan, Somewhere A Chicken Is Limping

My owner has no idea where I got this. Roast chicken is omnonomnmomommonomonom.