My cruel and heartless owner refused to move their warmth making screen that they spend so much time staring at onto my table. No matter how long or how piteously I meowed for them to come, from only two rooms away, they did not more than twice. Pfah!
And then when they finally appeared, I had to come running into the kitchen to recieve my worship. It is lucky I am feeling so lively today - why, I literally bounced into the kitchen early, for dinner!